I will do my absolute best to blog here for the rest of time and not have an emotional breakdown and delete it a year from now like I did with everything else.

In return, I hope everyone who says “I used to read your blog” will specify the blog title, so I know whether I should expect pictures of them bleeding from the face, talk to them about men’s gender issues, see if they identify as cis by default, or back away slowly because of how much they know about my sex life circa 2011.

Blog title is “Thing of Things”, thanks to a suggestion from a SSC commenter. Yes, it’s a reference to King of Kings from the Shelley poem. No, I didn’t actually name myself after that poem, y’all think I’m much more erudite than I actually am. I don’t even like the Romantics.

Real Posts will start tomorrow!